neil-gaiman:

drchucktingle:

furious that i am not a playable character in this game

Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.

thewolfwaitsbelow:

Let’s make banana bread! Suggested proportions in parentheses

Butter (10%)

Sugar (20%)

Eggs (5%)

Bananas (20%)

Milk (5%)

Flour (40%)

Lemon juice (>.5%)

Baking powder (>.5%)

Baking soda (.2%)

salt (.1%)

No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn’t call for it.

parakeet:

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

kaldwinroyalty:

Thinks about Emet-Selch, villain of all time

First scene gets shot, plays it as a comedic gag, when he first meets the WoL he takes two seconds before revealing his secret identity, offers to help then when asked to help goes “mm no I don’t think I will”, dramatically gives a whole speech that leaves you feeling that you had a whole divorce with him you don’t remember, uses the most powerful wizard spell of all time gun

ishgard:

(Endwalker Spoilers!)

So between the Twelve taking on animal/minion form during Myths, and the fantheory/easter egg of the shoebill = Emet and axolotl = Hythlodaeus:

What minion form would your Azem/Ancient take?

jalopeura:

jalopeura:

this game always listens when u compain so im complaining now, here! give me my mount, !!

me and this catgirl that i dont know personally but whos in the same mare syncshell as i am bc they are kitted teh heck out. both waiting at the post moogle rrght now

oh no the crotch shot,,,,,,,,,,,,

jalopeura:

this game always listens when u compain so im complaining now, here! give me my mount, !!

me and this catgirl that i dont know personally but whos in the same mare syncshell as i am bc they are kitted teh heck out. both waiting at the post moogle rrght now

this game always listens when u compain so im complaining now, here! give me my mount, !!

todayiwrotenothing:

void-enthusiasts:

why must it always be ‘peppering’. why can’t i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin ½ teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

Yeah why can’t I cumin my lover

deliciouspolls:

What kind of unconventional* meat have you tried? (Four-legged edition)

Frog

Rabbit

Elk

Deer

Squirrel

Bison

Boar

Alligator

Bear

More than one of these

Other (Say in tags)

None of these (See results)

*Basically anything that isn’t a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep. Not including birds or fish- might include that in a different poll.

(Obligatory Note: I’m American and this is based on what’s overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)

Edit: To clarify just in case, I meant to have “None of these” mean “I’ve never tried any four legged creature that wasn’t cow, pig, or sheep”.

Edit 2: I live in an agricultural area. It appears this may have skewed my view on how frequently anything else is eaten. We have the Store and the Farm and that’s it.